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While (!cat) play (mouse)
While critiquing a survey intended for mothers of infants, I came across the following questio
Have you ever breast fed your baby? a) Yes b) No c) Don't Know...
while (DEMOCRAT in OFFICE) do taxes++
While doubt stands still, confidence can erect a skyscraper. -- George Lorime
While drunk, O'Brien builds a leprechaun transporter.
While Europe's eye is fix'd on mighty things, The fate of empires and the fall of king
While quacks of State must each produce his plan, And even children lisp the Rights of Ma...
While everyone can't be rich, wise and handsome, two out of three isn't bad.
While fancy, like the finger of a clock, Runs the great circuit, and is still at home.
-- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- The Task, Book iv, The Winter Evening, Line 118...
While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
-- Boccaccio...

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