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while (forever) { day++; dollar--; }
While having never invented a sin, I'm trying to perfect several.
While hermits have no pier pressure; Trolls do!
while heroes... heroes have an infinite capacity for stupidity!
Thus are legends born!" -- ...and THOR analyzes right back...
While his off-heel, insidiously aside, Provokes the caper which he seems to chide.
-- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- Pizarro, The Prologue...
While human capacities to shape the environment, society, and human beings are rapidly increasing, policymaking capabilities to use those capacities remain the same.
-- Yehezkel Dro...
While hunting in Africa, I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
How an elephant got into my pajamas I'll never know. -- Groucho Marx...
While I know many people who emphatically believe in reincarnation, I have never met or read one who could satisfactorily explain population growth.
-- Spider Robinso...
While I live, I'll try my damndest to avoid taxes.

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