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• It is but poor eloquence, which only shows that the orator can talk. -- Sir Joshua Reynold
• Many folks watch talk shows on televsion, and many of these same folks end up watching a hocky game in which the teams are not wearing uniforms.
• initgame /in-it'gaym/ n. [IRC] An IRC version of the trivia game "Botticelli
  in which one user changes his nick to the initials of a famous person or other named entity, and the others on the channel ask yes or no questions, with the one to guess the person getting to be "it" next....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications....
• If a talk show lasts a couple of months today, it is forced to recycle sexual aberrations and shuffle the guests around a bit more.
• Who did the owner of the first modem talk to?
• The one common trait of talk shows is the fact that most of the guests have done something most of us consider unspeakable.
• Wearing a dress was Phil Donahue's way of dethroning Oprah Winfrey as Queen of the Talk Shows.
• A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows. -- O'Henry