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• PCs are OK except when you use them as bowling balls.
• Nitwit ideas are for emergencies. You use them when you've got nothing else to try.
  If they work, they go in the Book. Otherwise you follow the Book, which is largely a collection of nitwit ideas that worked....
• Skinner: Looks like you got an enemy, Chief. You know, folks here don't much care for law and order types.
  Wiggum: [picks the skull up with a pencil] Is that right?...
• If you want to know about paranoids, follow them around.
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• You can pick your friends, but you can't roll them into green balls.
• Because I live in the hearts and minds of everyone who believes in TRUTH, JUSTICE and THE AMERICAN WAY.
  And that is bigger than you. Bigger than anyone who tries to make me in their own image....
• With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
  Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....