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• With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
  Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....
• Life is tough, and you know that when you've got more bills in your mailbox than in your wallet.
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle.
  They're on TV! -- Homer Simpson There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
  -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• There's got to be more to life than compile-and-go.
• If you had your life to live over again--you'd need more money. -- Construction Dige