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• When the lights are out, no one can see you slash him with your stick.
• When the lights are out, no one can see you trip Messier.
• When the lights are out, no one can see you elbow Leetch.
• When the lights are out, no one can see you hip-check Quaker Oates.
• Anyone can act, But turn out the lights and ain't no one gonna see ya do it ;-)
• They that govern most make the least noise. You see
  when they row in a barge, they do that drudgery work, slash and puff, and sweat, but he that governs sits quietly at the stern, and is scarce seen to stir....
• SMILEY ;-( 'that makes me so mad that if I ever see you I'll punch your lights out'
• When the lights are out...all women are beautiful.
• When the lights are out, she's nice-looking.