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  .. Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars....
• I'm not saying this woman is stupid--but when the wind blows, her forehead buckles in .
  .. And my cousin, well, he wasn't too bright, I guess. Chickens teased him. -- Brett Butle...
• Homer: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me.
  So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table....
• I just keep my eyes closed and hope the be
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  The program compiled without an error message, and the program ran like a gentle wind....
• Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• Technique?" said the programmer turning from his terminal, "What I follow is Tao -- beyond all technique!
  When I first began to program I would see before me the whole problem in one mass....
• When the wind blows, worship its roar. -- Pythagora
• I dream of the day that my tagline file is as big as yours.