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• When managers hold endless meetings, the programmers write games.
  When accountants talk of quarterly profits, the development budget is about to be cut....
• Thus spake the master programmer: "When the program is being tested, it is too late to make design changes.
  -- The Tao of Programming...
• Thus spake the master programmer: "When program is being tested, it is too late to make design changes.
  -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
• Let the programmers be many and the managers be few then all will be productive.
  -- Tao of Programming...
• The Tao of Programming: James Geoffrey Infobooks, 1987 ISBN 0-931137-07-1 This gentle, funny spoof of the "Tao Te Ching" contains much that is illuminating about the hacker way of thought.
  When you have learned to snatch the error code from the trap frame, it will be time for you to leave....
• The one sincere confession is the one we make indirectly - when we talk about other people.
  -- E.M. Ciora...
• When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.