When I Heated My Home With Oil, I Used An Average Of 800 Gallons A Year.

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When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a
year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire
winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
-- Dave Barry, Postpetroleum Guzzler

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