When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women. I
shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do
what you like now."
-- Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)
shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do
what you like now."
-- Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)
Related:
- When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women.
I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid... - Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your
class.
Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge... - Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to
say in those awkward situations?
Worry no more... Do as I say, not as I do. Do me... - Lenny: See, all along I've been telling Carl I'm married to a beauty
queen.
Now, he's coming over for dinner. Marge: Oh, Lenny... - Burns: Smithers, do you realize if I had died, there would be no one
to carry on my legacy.
Due to my hectic schedule and lethargic sperm... - Homer: [standing on one foot and singing "The Alphabet Song"]
W,
X, Y, and Z. Now I know my ABCs, won't you come and... - Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge,
what there is particularly dead about a door-nail....
