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A Trip to the Dentist: Yin Pai
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face. -- Excerpt from insurance form.
A trucker called to thank all of the courteous Seattle drivers he had run across.
-- Announcer on KZOK radio, from Wes Ono (Seattle, WA, USA)...
A true adman writes the prose and cons. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
A true apology is more than acknowledgement of a mistake.
A true artist will let his wife starve, his children go barefoot, his mother drudge for his living at seventy, sooner than work at anything but his art.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
A true conservative must necessarily be a conservationalist. -- Edward Abbey
A true diplomat struts sitting down.
A true friend is forever or fiend. -- Proverb
A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else -- Len Wei

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