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• My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle. -- Excerpt from insurance form.
• I know of no driving manual which suggests that passengers depart from the cabin of the car when going around the corner at such speeds.
  When this happened, I took evasive action, and that is when I wiped out those other five cars, the bus and the branch bank office....
• I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed for the embankment.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• In my attempt to hit a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. -- Excerpt from insurance form.
• An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I saw a sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off of the hood of my car.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. -- Excerpt from insurance form.
• I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I told the police that I was not injured, but upon removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....