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Attention: Unattended children will be cut up and put in the soup.
Attention: Unattended children will be sold as slaves.
At that moment the bottom fell out of Arthur's mind.
His eyes turned inside out. His feet began to leak out of the top of his head....
At the Academy Awards Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
-- Bob Hope...
At the age of four with paper hats and wooden swords we are all generals--only some of us never grow out of it.
-- Peter Ustinov...
At the all-you-can-eat barbecue, you have to pay the regular dinner price if you eat less than you can.
-- Steven Wrigh...
At the back of the roadhouse they've got some bungalows.
.. and that's for the people who like to go down slow....
At the base of all these aristocratic races the predator is not to be mistaken, the splendorous blond beast, avidly rampant for plunder and victory.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)...
At the beginning of the cask and at the end take thy fill, but be saving in the middle
for at the bottom saving comes too late....

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