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• Check for toilet paper *before* sitting down.
• Footprints on the sands of time are never made by sitting down.
• Sitting down can have unexpected results.
• For a true master, Sitting on a throne Is no different than Sitting on dirt. -- Deng Ming-Dao
• Tis well - but, Artists! who can paint or write, To draw the naked is your true deligh
  That robe of quality so struts and swells, None see what parts of nature it conceals....
• Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you can do lying down.
• It is not down on any map; true places never are.