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A true friend is the best possession.
A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
A true friend says nasty things to your face instead of behind your back.
A true friend walks in when everyone else leave
A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through.
A true gentleman ALWAYS lets the lady cum first!
A true gentleman: one who can hog the puck - but doesn't.
A true libertarian supports free enterprise, opposes big busine
upports local self-government, opposes the nation-state...
A true subwoofer makes the concrete shake beneath you.
A truly advanced planet wouldn't use force. They wouldn't come here in strange alien forms.
-- Gary Seven, "Assignment Earth," stardate unknown....

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