Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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What happened to the Chinese Symphony Orchestra during its most recent Western tour?
It became the Chinese String Quartet....
What happened to the crewman? The M-5 computer needed a new power source
he crewman merely got in the way. And how long will it be before we all "just get in the way?...
What happened to the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom! -- The Martia
What happened to you? You look like either you were hit by a fast truck or had a hot date with Roseanne!
What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.
-- Dave Barry...
What happens if a women and two men are marooned on a desert island?
If they are Swedish, the men will marry and ignore the woman....
What happens if I decrement the user count? (scream in the distance)
What happens if you .ARC de Triumphe?
What happens if you get scared half to death -- twice?
What happens if you touch these two wires tog-- -- Famous Last Word

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