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• Q. What's the difference between Noah's Ark and Joan of Arc?
  A. Noah's Ark was made of wood; Joan of Arc was Maid of Orleans....
• Experience is not what happens to you; it is what you do with what happens to you.
  -- Aldous Huxley...
• Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what happens to you.
  -- Aldous Huxley, in "Reader's Digest", 1956...
• A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen.
  -- Edward de Bono...
• If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?
• Borg: What happens when you let the government take care of you.
• Anananay: what happens when you start spelling "banana" and don't stop.
• Barney: What happens when you feed a smurf after midnight.
• Limbaugh: What happens when you feed a hog after midnight.