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...[what] interesting word usements I structure... -- Steve Martin, L.A. Story
What in the hell am I doing...crying? It is so frustrating to be controlled like this.
Don't worry, there is a new ship's standing order on the bridge....
What I ought to do, I can; if I can, why don't I?
What is a bit blit? This is a transfer of pixels (dots) from one location in memory, or on the screen, to another.
Bit blits are commonly used on bit-map display terminals. The word "blit" comes with...
What is a blonde's mating call? "I'm SOOO drunk!" [giggle]
What is a Boss? A boss is one who can tell a very old stale joke and everyone laughs.
What is a church? Our honest sexton tells, 'Tis a tall building, with a tower and bells. -- Crabbe
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-- Richard Harkness, The New York Times, 1960...
What is a Communist? One who hath yearnings For equal division of unequal earnings.
Idler or bungler, or both, he is willing To fork out his copper and pocket a shilling....
What is a cosmic giggle?

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