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What happens to bad women? Prosperity!
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? -- Bertolt Brech
What happens to your fist when you open your hand? -- Zen Buddhism
What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object? An inconceivable disturbance.
What happens when fish trip?
What happens when you cross a chicken with a banjo? You get a chicken that plucks itself.
What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer? Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
What? Harmless? Is that all you've got to say? Harmless!
What has 1000 legs and 6 pubic hairs? Crowd at New Kids concert.
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