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At McClellan Air Force base in Sacramento, California, civilian mechanics were placed on "non-duty, non-pay status.
That is, they were fired....
At Microsoft, it doesn't matter which file you're compiling, only which flags you #define.
-- Colin Plumb...
ATM Teller Machine? Oxymoron!
At my fingers' ends. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night -- Act i, Sc. 3
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass.
The refill contained the antidote. -- Emo Phillip...
At night we go down to the river and into the river we dive.
At night we ride through mansions of glory in suicide machines.
At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer.
-- Marshall Lumsde...
A toad-eater's an imp I don't admire. -- Dr. Woolco
A toast to bread, for without bread, there could be no toast.

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