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A tornado touched down, uprooting a large tree in the front yard and demolishing the house across the street.
Dad went to the door, opened it, surveyed the damage, muttered "Darn kids!" and closed...
Atossa, cursed with every granted prayer, Childless with all her children, wants an hei
To heirs unknown descends the unguarded store, Or wanders heaven-directed to the poor....
A totally inadequate tagline for this situation.
At other places it's called having fun. We call it procrastination.
A touchstone to determine the actual worth of an "intellectual" -- find out how he feels about astrology.
-- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
A tourist leaves Bogolusa on his way to Opalousa, and is quite confused about the names of the various cities through which he passes.
Stopping at long last for a late lunch, he enters a fast food c...
A tower short of a castle.
A Toyota backwards is still a Toyota!
At pains to define liberty, that most resolute of indefinables, our minds fall back on spatial image
on birds, sailboats, and mountains; the untethered balloon, the blue sky, the nude figure. -- Ro...
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