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We were poor. If I wasn't a boy, I wouldn't have had nothing to play with. -- Redd Foxx
We were pretty good sharks ourselves once.
We were so poor we couldn't afford a watchdog. If we heard a noise at night, we'd bark ourselves.
-- Crazy Jimmy...
We were so poor we used to use a substitute for margarine .
.. In school I took algebra, history, and overcoats ....
We were trying to figure out, is this an acceptable business for H-P to be in -- to run an entertainment line?
It didn't seem like it was part of our core mandate. -- Larry Riba of Hewlett-Packard Co...
We were unanimous - in fact everyone was unanimous.
We were very poor when I was a kid. I remember one winter, it snowed and I didn't have a sled.
I used to go downhill on my cousin. And you know, she wasn't bad. -- Joey Bishop...
We who are about to die, are going to take one hell of a lot of the bastards with us.
-- Karl Cullinane, _The Silver Crown_ by Joel Rosenberg...
We who are liberal and progressive know that the poor are our equals in every sense except that of being equal to us.
-- Lionel Trilling...
We wholly conquer what we assimilate.

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