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• Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. -- Redd Foxx
• When I was a boy, my family was poor. We couldn't buy food to eat.
  On Halloween we had to go bobbing for gerbils....
• Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. -- Redd Foxx
• He left a paper sealed up, wherein were found three articles as his last will
  I owe much; I have nothing; I give the rest to the poor....