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What about these commandments then?" "You again? All right.
.. There shall be TWO commandments, and this shall be the first of them...
What about you, you ever kill anything?" "No, I think killing animals for sport is wrong.
"So you wouldn't kill an animal, huh?... Would you kill a MOOSE that was molesting your WIFE?...
What a bundle of laughs.
What a case am I in. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Epilogue
What a change a few years makes. A kid who won't allow water to go above his wrists suddenly starts taking two showers each day, each of which lasts over a half hour.
What a COINCIDENCE! I'm an authorized ``SNOOTS OF THE STARS'' dealer!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
What a coincidence! I've been there!!!!
What act That roars so loud, and thunders in the index?
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
What a day may bring, a day may take away.
What a depressingly stupid machine. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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