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• Joey: Hey, Rach, how you doing with The Shining? Rachel
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• Phoebe: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.
  Mr. Adelman: You're saying, my wife is in you? Phoebe...
• Ryan: If I had one wish, it would be to build a time machine, go back to when I was 7, when Jimmy Hauser had the chicken pox.
  I would grab that kid and rub him all over my face....
• I remember, I remember The fir-trees dark and high
  I used to think their slender tops Were close against the sky...
• When I have a kid, I want to buy a twin-stroller and put him in one side, and then reply when he's old enough to ask "You had a brother, but he was bad.
• Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented.
  and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good....
• Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
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