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We won't die. The DM won't let us. -- Famous Last Word
We won't have a society if we destroy the environment. -- Margaret Mead
We won't need reservations. -- Famous Last Word
We work out entirely too much. We waste time. A friend of mine runs marathons.
He always talks about this "runner's high." But he has to go twenty-six miles for it....
We work to become, not to acquire. -- Elbert Hubbard
We worry about what a child will be tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today.
-- Stacia Tausche...
We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children?
Well, she and I were. -- Mort Sahl...
We would like to apologize for the way in which politicians are represented in this programme.
We would like to appeal to all parents who own ferocious dogs - please think before leaving the dog near the baby.
Wouldn't it be better to leave the baby outside the house? Or better still, have it a...
We would not jive you, Earthling.

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