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  I don't think these kids can steer." -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4...
• You're unusually limber this morning. "I'll say. Devinoni Rai.
  It's ridiculous and wonderful. I feel completely out of control....
• Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it's the little differences.
  Wiggum: Example. Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right?...
• Lisa: Hi, Mr. Smithers. Smithers: Oh great. It's the Bobsey Twins.
  Well take your prying eyes elsewhere....
• To make yourself miserable, think that you can control your nervous system by sheer will power.
• Mr. Crusher, you have the Con. -- Famous last word
• Mr. Wesley Crusher, would you please report to the airlock
• Looking for a little excitement? Well, you can get a really big charge out of using your credit card just a time or two too often.
• George: Uh, Mr. President, Sir. People are becoming a bit.
  .. confused by the way your and your opponent are, well, constantly holding hands....