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• Please check your firearm at the door.
• Your death wasn't accepted in the computer records, please check in to clarify the matter.
• The reality you have dialed is not in service. Please check the value of pi or consult your local deity.
• Waiter--there's a feature in my soup!
• WAITER! there's soup in my fly!
• Waiter: Unemployed actor.
• WASHROOM ATTENDANT -- a dump waiter.
• We are sorry. We cannot complete your call as dialed.
  Please check the number and dial again or ask your operator for assistance. This is a recording....