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• Waiter, there's no fly in my soup! -- Kermit the frog
• Guest: There is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Surely not, we save those for the hamburgers!
• Waiter--there's a feature in my soup!
• Will you walk into my parlour?" said a spider to a fly
  "'T is the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy....
• Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my dessert! I know, it's the rotten fruit that attracts them.
  You should freshen up before you come in here....
• Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
• Passionate kiss like spider's web, leads to undoing of fly.
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  ["shaudere"] Freddy: Wait a minute, come here. What did you call it?...