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• Voters do not decide issues. They decide *who* will decide issues.
  -- George F. Will, in "Newsweek", 1976...
• I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling. -- Florence Henderso
• I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling." -- Florence Henderso
• A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government.
  It can only exist until a majority of voters discover that they can vote themselves largess out of the public treasury....
• I'm an agnostic. I can't decide whether or not there's a Goddess. -- the future Mrs. Stilt Ma
• Someday somebody has got to decide whether the typewriter is the machine, or the person who operates it.
• Real Programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.