Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Visitors are requested not to apply genocide to shopkeepers.
Visit Our Planetarium, You Tiny, Insignificant Speck in the Universe.
-- A billboard for Boston's Charles Hayden Planetarium -- at the Museum of Science...
Visits always bring joy - if not in the arrival, surely in the departure!
Visit Wall Drug Wall, South Dakota
Visit your aunt, but not every day; and call at your brother's, but not every night.
-- Ben Frankli...
Visit your mother today. Maybe she hasn't had any problems lately.
Visualize using your turn signal. -- Bumper Sticke
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
-- Fifth Law of Office Murphology...
Vital spark of heavenly flame! Quit, O quit this mortal frame!
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Dying Christian to his Soul...
Vitamin C deficiency is apauling.

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