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• Have you said "I love you" to your mother lately
• My mother had a problem because she grew up during the Great Depression.
  And I had problems because I grew up during her great depression. -- Jane Stroll...
• Converse with any plankton lately?
• Seen any big bubbles lately?
• Did your mother have any children that lived?
• Homer: [thinks to himself] She's been your wife for ten years, you've had three children together, it's time to be honest with her.
  [out loud] I'm not sure I love you any more....
• Marge: All done. I swept the aisles and put all the collection plates in the dishwasher.
  Oh -- and you wouldn't believe how many dead pigeons there were in the organ....
• Have you had your Wheaties today?
• Ok, folks, you want the fifty buck question...here it comes.
  ..ready or not! Lake Webster is located in Massachusetts....