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United Nations -- Oxymoro
United Way meeting at 3:00 this afternoon at St. John's.
United yet divided, twain at once: So sit two kings of Brentford on one throne.
-- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- The Task, Book i, The Sofa, Line 77...
UNIVERSALIST, n. One who forgoes the advantage of a Hell for persons of another faith.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Universal joints aren't.
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
Universal suffrage is the government of a house by its nursery. -- Otto von Bismarck
Universe: All-purpose poem. -- Ray Hand
Universe, n.: The problem. -- Andy Tannenbaum
Universities are of course hostile to geniuses, which, seeing and using ways of their own, discredit the routine
as churches and monastaries persecute youthful saints. -- Ralph Waldo Emerso...

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