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• The trouble with the average family today is that it's hard to support it and the government on one income.
• Kirk: "We will not be the instigators of interstellar war on the eve of universal peace.
  -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...
• The average garden variety caterpillar has 248 muscles in its head.
• It seems to me that nearly every woman I know wants a man who knows how to love with authority.
  Women are simple souls who like simple things, and one of the simplest is one of the simplest to give....
• Pour the sweet milk of concord into hell, Uproar the universal peace, confound All unity on earth.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act iv, Sc. 3...
• The trouble with the average family is it has too much month left over at the end of the money.
  -- Bill Vaugha...
• Don't be ridiculous!
• You know something, folks, as ridiculous as this sound
  I would rather feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I sleep than stuff dollar bills into some stranger's G-string....
• It is ridiculous to suppose that the great head of things, whatever it be, pays any regard to human affairs.
  -- Pliny the Elder (23-79 AD) -- Natural History, Book ii, Sect. 20...