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University lecturers are people who have a profound influence on our society.
They are people with a message; a message that the world should listen to....
University lecturers are people who have a profound influence on our society.
They are people with a message; a message that the world should listen to....
University: Like a software house, except the software's free, and it's usable, and it works, and if it breaks they'll quickly tell you how to fix it, and .
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University of Nevada, Las Vegas (UNLV): A place poor students who can play real good basketball go to learn how to speak bad grammer easily.
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. -- Henry Kissinge
University President: "Why is it that you physicists always require so much expensive equipment?
Now the Department of Mathematics requires nothing but money for paper, pencils, and erasers ....
Unix: a moment of convenience, a lifetime of regret. -- old ITS hacker saying
Unix and the world Unix with you; VAX and you VAX alone.
UNIX: An operating system only a mother could love. -- Paul Beck
UNIX brain damage: n. Something that has to be done to break a network program (typically a mailer) on a non-UNIX system so that it will interoperate with UNIX systems.
The hack may qualify a...

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