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UNIX: It's a nice place to live, but you wouldn't want to visit there.
UNIX: It's not a job, it's a Jihad!
Unix - plural of Eunuch.
Unix programmers do it with pipes.
UNIX should be used as an adjective. -- AT&T
Unix soit qui mal y pense.
Unix: Some say the learning curve is steep, but you only have to climb it once. -- Karl Lehenbaue
UNIX was half a billion (500000000) seconds old on Tue Nov 5 00
53:20 1985 GMT (measuring since the time(2) epoch). -- Andy Tannenbaum...
UNIX was never designed to keep people from doing stupid things, because that policy would also keep them from doing clever things.
-- Doug Gwyn (1 Aug 90)...

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