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Unhappy the general who comes on the field of battle with a system. -- Napoleo
Unicorns aren't mythical--virgins are!!
uninteresting: adj. 1. Said of a problem that, although {nontrivial}, can be solved simply by throwing sufficient resources at it.
2. Also said of problems for which a solution would neithe...
Uninvited guests are usually welcome after they've left -- William Shakespeare
UNION: A dues-paying club workers wield to strike management.
Union craftsman -- Oxymoro
UNITARIAN: A bunch of atheists who really like going to church.
UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
United Nations, New York, December 25. The peace and joy of the Christmas season was marred by a proclamation of a general strike of all the military forces of the world.
Panic reigns in the hea...

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