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TREE Large plant form, most commonly favoured by dogs, children afflicted with climbing fixations, hungry cats, and logging companies.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
TREE MEN do it in more crotches than anyone else.
TREE, n. A tall vegetable intended by nature to serve as a penal apparatus, though through a miscarriage of justice most trees bear only a negligible fruit, or none at all.
When naturally fruited...
Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. -- President Ronald Reaga
Trees don't fall in the forest when no one's around to hear them.
Sometimes they just happen to be on the ground when you see them again....
Trees hit cars only in self-defence.
Trees make more smog than cars. -- R. Reaga
Trees that grow in smoggy cities are needed to make carbon paper. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
Trees wave back and forth, creating wind.
eeware: /tree'weir/ n. Printouts, books, and other information media made from pulped dead trees.
Compare {tree-killer}, see {documentation}. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...

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