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Tried to call Phoenix, I misdialed FIJI.
Tried to hang myself with bungee cord. I kept almost-dying.
Tried to play my shoehorn... all I got were footnotes!
Trieste, Italy: Gun-toading thugs hijacked a bloodmobile near the Italian-Yugoslavian border, stealing hundreds of pints of freshly drawn blood.
Lawmen blame the robbery on vicious, thirst-crazed v...
Trifles light as air Are to the jealous confirmations strong As proofs of holy writ.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Othello -- Act iii, Sc. 3...
Trifles make perfection and perfection itself is no trifle. -- Michelangelo
Trill Burger: Try one, you'll feel like a new person!
Trilogy (n). Series of three books, sometimes more.
Trim federal government waste -- fire Al Gore.
Trim Those Sideburns Too?: Buzz Cu

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