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• Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. -- President Ronald Reaga
• Trees hit cars only in self-defence.
• Nobody goes to bed hungry in America -- R. Reaga
• What's the point spread on WWIII? -- R. Reaga
• More people are flattered into virtue than bullied out of vice. -- R. S. Surtee
• You may be redneck... if your funeral has more pickup trucks than cars.
• I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do.
  -- Willa Cathe...
• Save trees, eat more beavers.
• It's not pinging. It's passed on. This program is no more.
  It's expired and gone to meet its make-r. This is a late program....