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• It's interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like apes, until finally they got the nerve to head out onto the plains, where some were probably hit by cars.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Indifference is the only sure defence. -- Jody Powell
• Trees make more smog than cars. -- R. Reaga
• Here's an amazing story. A man in Orlando, Florida, was hit by eight cars in a row and only one stopped.
  The first seven drivers thought he was a lawyer. The eighth was a lawyer. -- Jay Leno...
• Council for the defence was prepared to prove: 1) He shot in self defence, 2) The police did it and stuck the gun in his hand, and 3) He was 100 miles away when it happened.
• No tree ever hit an automobile except in self-defense.
• This tagline self-destructs when U hit [ENTER]
• I'm not saying that the Ministry of Defence in London does not have the whole picture of what is going on, but they only have a partial one.
• My dad hit me only once - with the Buick.