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To Smokers: If you smoke, may I fart in your face?
To Smokers: If you smoke, may I rip a stinky in your face?
To Smokers: Look at all the money you save if you killed yourself now.
To solve the problems of today, we must focus on tomorrow. -- Erik Nuppone
To some generations much is given. Of others much is expected.
This generation has a rendezvous with destiny. -- Franklin D. Roosevel...
To some lawyers, all facts are created equal. -- Felix Frankfurte
To sorrow I bade good-morrow, And thought to leave her far away behind
But cheerly, cheerly, She loves me dearly...
To sow schools is to reap men. -- Fidel Castro
To speak kindly does not hurt the tongue.
To spell out the obvious is often to call it in question -- Hoffe

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