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TO THE CLASS OF 1987: Unfortunately, a full 16% of you will be functionally illiterate.
I'm afraid you'll have a hard row to hoe in the job marke...
To the Czar: When the peple were penniless, the Czar was Nicholas.
To thee, and gentle Rigdom Funnidos, Our gratulations flow in streams unbounded.
-- Henry Carey (1663-1743) -- Chrononhotonthologos, Act i, Sc. 3...
To the frustrated, freedom from responsibility is more attractive than freedom from restraint.
-- Eric Hoffe...
To the Gay Laugh of my Mother at the Gate of the Grave. -- Sean O'Casey
To the generous mind, the heaviest debt is that of gratitude, when 'tis not in our power to repay it.
-- Dr. Thomas Frankli...
To the glory that was Greece And the grandeur that was Rome.
-- Edgar A. Poe (1809-1849) -- To Hele...
To the habitual reader, reading is a drug of which he is the slave
deprive him of printed matter and he grows nervous, moody, and restle...
To the intelligent man or woman, life appears infinitely mysterious.
But the stupid have an answer for every question. -- Edward Abbey...
To their own second thoughts. -- Mathew Henry (1662-1714) -- Commentaries, Job vi

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