Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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To sigh, yet not recede; to grieve, yet not repent.
-- George Crabbe (1754-1832) -- Tales of the Hall, Book iii, Boys at School...
To sing the same tune, as the saying is, is in everything cloying and offensive
but men are generally pleased with variety....
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me. -- Charles William Stubb
To sit silently, and look wise, is not to be compared to drinking sake and making a riotous shouting.
-- Ono No Tabitu...
To Ski or Not to Ski THAT is the Question!
To sleep, perchance to Dream.
To Smokers: Frankly, I'd prefer if you'd fart.
To Smokers: I didn't know that they were forecasting fog this morning.
To Smokers: I don't mind if you smoke just so I can crap in your cup.
To Smokers: I don't mind if you smoke just so I can piss in your cup.

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