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This language was also developed in California, but is now widely used in Washington D.
C. It is the current subset of the international bureaucratic language known as DOUBLESPEAK....
This language was developed at the Marin County Center for T'ai Chi, Mellowness and Computer Programming (now defunct), as an alternative to the more intense atmosphere in nearby Silicon Valley.
The...
This language was named for the grade received by its creator when he submitted it as a class project in a graduate programming class.
C- is best described as a low-level programming language. I...
This LAN is your LAN, this LAN is my LAN!
This last Presidential election was something like the sex life of many people.
They had to settle for what they could get....
This laurel greener from the brows Of him that utter'd nothing base.
-- Alfred Tennyson (1809-1892) -- To the Quee...
This life is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual life, you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go.
You may or may not be issued an actual life later....
This life is yours. Some of it was given to you; the rest, you made yourself.
This life is yours. Take the power to choose what you want to do and do it well.
Take the power to love what you want in life and love it honestly....
This limerick is --SO--FILTHY-- that it would offend you.
So I'll put "di-dah" for the filthy words: Di-dah, di-dah, di-dah di-dah, Di-dah di-dah di-dah, di-dah...

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