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This is your pizza. T++$ | YoUeg !zza ++i+X+ anc+O/e$
This is your sysop. +++|s is youI s+sop on dfug .
This, it seems to me, is the most severe punishment -- finding out you are wrong.
-- Walter Winchell...
This job is marginally better than daytime TV. -- Jim Pastore
This just in from a Nicholas Notifier up north. Everyone's favorite farmer and political commentator off the interstate near Chehalis has just come up with the prize line of his career.
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This just in: UFO steals Bill Clinton! More after the game.
This knowledge I pursue is the finest pleasure I have ever known.
I could no sooner give it up that I could the very air that I breath....
This lane ends in 500 feet.

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