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• DIP switch -- what we'll probably get out of the next presidential election.
• Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
• Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
  -- Murphy's laws on sex...
• Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
• You get what you settle for. -- Thelma and Louise
• Fetishism, transvestism, and nasty foreign behavio
  many people get a kick out of doing all sorts of apparently unpleasant things....
• As a result of the last Presidential election it has come to our attention that anyone can succeed if they learn to have no ideas and a tremendous ability toward precise articulation of these.
• Marge: No, I will _not_ pay you $500 for sex! Home
  Aw, come on, Marge! You're getting something in return, and I'm getting a bowling team....
• With doctor's fees being what they are, you would think they could at least get something in the waiting room other than LIFE, COLLIERS and LOOK!