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• PARALLELIDIOTS: Two people side by side approaching a "left lane ends" that stick it out until the very last second.
• A baseball fan is a spectator sitting 500 feet from home plate who can see better than an umpire standing five feet away.
• Who *cares* if a laser guided 500 lb bomb is accurate to within 9 feet?
• At your feet is a small pit breathing traces of white mist.
  An east passage ends here except for a small crack leading on....
• vertical feet: what a mountaineer has on the ends of his legs when lying flat on his back.
  -- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982...
• Free the Indianapolis 500!
• Indy 500 Snakes 0
• Live Lent in the fast lane.
• And so it ends?