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This is Borg. [ESC] is futile. [CTRL] is inevitable.
This is by far the largest group of radio and television correspondents ever assembled this far from a Los Angeles courtroom.
-- President Clinton, surveying the crowd of 1,600 -- at the Radio and T...
This is Cal dog and his Worthington Spot on drugs.
This is Captain William Riker of the Klingon vessel PAGH.
I order you to lower your shields and surrender....
This is clearly another case of too many mad scientists and not enough hunchbacks.
This is Clovis' answering machine. Clovis is committing sodomy right now.
Please call back in an hour, when, I regret to inform you, you may receive the same message....
This is David. Talk to me. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
This is DEFINITIVELY not a tagline.
This is Dr. Ruth, Sexually Speaking, you're on the air.
.. -- Answering machine madness - authority figure...
This is Elvis. Any messages for me?

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