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This is grain which any fool can eat but for which God intended a more divine means of consumption.
Let us give praise to our Maker and glory to his bounty by learning about....
This is gross ... My Aunt Velveeta lets that stupid dog of hers sit right next to her in the dining room.
And when she gets done eating, she will take her plate and let that dog lick it clean righ...
This is heavy stuff for a Thursday!
This is home - This is mean stree
This is hopeless, fighting would be preferable.
-- Worf, "The Ensigns of Command", stardate unknow...
This is incredible!
This is incredible. "You see something here Q?" I think I just hurt my back.
I'm feeling pain. I don't like it. What's the proper thing to say, 'Ow'?...
This is Jeff, you're not in now, so I'll leave a message.
-- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle...
This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message; I'll get back to you.
This is just a hobby. Perfection is not required. Fun is.

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